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- "Read between the lines"

- "You don't have to like me, But one way or another you Will respect me"

- "Its a big day for me, and its a big day for SmackDown!"

- "You haven't just signed a franchise player, You have signed SmackDown's MVP."

- "I'm wearing so much ice, i'm about to catch hypothermia!"

- "Hold on, I'm vibrating"

- "Here on SmackDown!, you got a whole lot of superstars but they're all little stars, they twinkle, twinkle. I'm a big star, I shine!"

- "Theres not a better athlete on the planet than MVP."

- "You think you're ready, but you're not. Nobody is ready for the Wrestling debut of MVP."

- "I was saying it, now i'm displaying it and now your television set is replaying it."

- "I Am Better than You"

- "When I'm in the ring it can only mean one thing; big things are poppin', little things are stoppin'"

- "Sit back, relax and enjoy the view, because the VIP Lounge is for people Better than you."

- "There is a reason they call me "Mr. Fed ex, when it counts I deliver."

- "I'm Poetic, you're Pathetic."

- "If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense."

- "What about me says anything less than money?"

- "I'm half-man, half-amazing and most importantly I am better than you."

- "I'm half-man, half-amazing, Rey Mysterio is only half-man"

- "The whole world will witness when I pin you 1-2-3, that the greatness of all time, isn't better than me."

- "The Money is secondary, because unfortunate, in all honesty, most people in the world can't say they love their job, i love my job"

- "I am half-man, half-amazing, and you are barely half a man"

- "I have no best friends, zero!, I am my own best friend."

- "My future is so bright, i wear sunglasses all the time because I'm afraid I'll get blinded.

- "Once again, MVP is in the ring, so that can only mean one thing; big things poppin', little things stoppin'"